A Message from the Mayor
of Mulberry Street
I wanna ask all of youse people to keep our new horror film festival in mind. It’s called the Schoharie Scary Horror Film Fest and I’m the chairman of the board of advisors which include many of my close personal friends. The guy who’s running the festival wants to keep things artist friendly. That means filmmakers don’t pay no entry fees and we make a lot less money. But whatever, I figure he’s got a good point, on account of the fact that artists always tend to get abused, especially when they’re starting out. And we don’t like that. So we give the artists a fair shake, and they in turn give the audience a fair shake by entertaining them with their fucked up movies and what not. Just so’s ya know.
Thank you.
John “Cha Cha” Ciarcia
| It's a cinematic antipasta. —Danny DeVito |
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Throw all them other festivals out the window. —Vincent “Big Pussy” Pastore |
| Don’t think about it, just go... for Cha Cha. —Abel Ferrara |
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