STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE
USA 2007 - 80 minutes
Director: Jeff C. SmithWriter(s): Curtis Andersen & Jeff C. Smith
Starring: Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider, Devin Marble, Lindsay Gareth, Renee Dorian, Cory Assink, Jonathan Brett, Will Deutsch, Jamie Carson, and Christina DeRosa
Website: http://www.stupidteenagersmustdie.com/
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/StupidTeenagers
It’s the 1980s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. All the typical 80's horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the Goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks.
In true low budget '80s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, “Is someone in here?” As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers.
“This is the kind of film you want to put on at a party and throw shots back...If you watch one zero budget picture this year make sure this is the one! ”
—Killer Reviews
