THE HORROR OF CORNHOLE COVE
Australia 2007 - 83 minutes
Director: Aaron CassidyWriter(s): Aaron Cassidy & Travers Doyle
Starring: Aaron Cassidy, Travers Doyle, Owen Cassidy
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Two contraband mules are contracted to deliver three chickens to an alchemist lab disguised as a chicken farm deep in the Australian bush. Everything goes wrong when the delivery vehicle breaks down.
Unknown to the contra mules, there has been an accident at the lab, which has been moonlighting as an Internet-based appendage enlargement facilitator. A virus corrupts the alchemist’s experiments, creating hordes of enlarged alchemist slaves whose lust turns corn into gold. Under the guidance of an ass-faced monster-god, the messy hordes hunt our friends with hilarious consequences.
“...I thought I'd seen it all, but this filmmaker takes it to a whole new level...for the rest of your life this film will somehow end up scaring you...”
—DVD Resurrections Review
“It is without doubt the best movie with fishy phalluses, kooky kung fu, rectal focused acronyms, penile enlargement gone awry, giant sphincters, ass alchemists, blood diamonds, and Italian chickens in the history of cinema.”
—Digital Retribution Review
